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CRABQUISTADOR: SCAVENGER OF GOD

Picking up where Sleepless Fishes left off, we find the crew washed up in a bar somewhere in South America. The Captain is haunted by his murder of Tom, and has fallen into a depression. Meanwhile, a young Crab Prince seeks to join the crew, but is rejected by everyone becuase he's a crab. Fate intervenes when a preacher/salesman named Don Felizamonte shows everyone his easy to learn pyramid scheme for earning money and going to heaven by converting heathens in the New World. The Captain becomes a fanatic of the faith/sales program and goes into the jungle to make money and pay the mortgage. The Crab uses the opportunity to become the ship's priest, and quickly has Mr. Skeevy put into a dungeon for being a witch. The expedition into the jungle goes wrong after the capatain is attacked by a monster. The Crab, realizing the wrong he has done, feeds himself to the Captain to help him back to health. Skeevy is freed, the crew is reunited and back to their senses, Clamp marries a native girl, Don Felizamonte brings hot cocoa, it starts snowing, and everything is well just in time for Christmas.